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Ah yes, denial—but make it cute. This sticker says what we’re all thinking but trying not to say out loud: “Let’s pretend we’re not all f*cked.” Perfect for your water bottle, laptop, planner, or emotional support notebook.
✨ Glossy & water-resistant
✨ Approx. 3” wide
✨ Great for burnt-out millennials, anxious Gen Z, and anyone spiraling with style
✨ A+ gift for your favorite sarcastic friend or coworker
Because we’re all hanging on by a glittery little thread—and pretending is part of the plan.
